Viagra responsible for lack of appetite?

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'??



He declines.. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'??





At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'





He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'



Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'??



He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry.'



'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind getting off me? I'm Bl**dy starving!

Sunny side up?

Over easy?

Over easy was the response I expected damn you.

What already?

You want to watch that squire. It can become habit forming.

Don't be getting the monk on now!
No offence meant

[Insert popular punchline here}

I meant ending a sentence with 'already'.

Oy vey and I should worry.

Worry he should?
Be bringing ologies into it next!

My friend Solly had an ology.

I think.

I've got the Trotters' lawyer in me yed now. I think he was Solly.

The 'Albert falls down the pub' drop episode.

yes that was the one

Solly (Colin Jeavons) Atwell.

"Poor old quack quack!"

Go on. I'll ask.

Quack quack?

Blue Remembered Hills mester!!!!

Ah.


Haven't seen it. (Had to Google)

I thought it was a reference to Bluey Hills, that fine antipodean detective.

Aye he could put a shift on for a fat lad eh Gwim.

So from little blue pills, we've gone to big Bluey Hills.

blue remembered hills he was donald duck loved it

But would that stand up in court mester?

Circumstantial mester. circumstantial.

OY VEY!

Mohel get me coat!

Coat! Coat!

You call that a coat?

Punchline from Rachael and the flasher joke.

He was carrying a few pounds...mind, I vaguelly recall a song called the Detectives, only line I remember from it was "He surrounded them himself". Dunno who it was about though, but I bet he were a big un!

The flasher punchline was "You call that a lining?"

Don't think I've heard that one.

Do tell!

As the guy opens his coat the lady in question remarks on the quality of the jacket lining.

Probably a racially stereotypical joke about tailors (nice bit of schmutter etc). Either that, or your man had nowt to brag about.

Same fellow was in another joke

Punchline "no thanks I'll smoke me own"

LOL I know I was just wondering if you would tell it!

Evenin' Mache.

9th Nov 2009 at 19:55

And an ology

And another 12th Nov 2009 at 20:23